Its the little things in life that amuse me, like turning left when you get onto the plane. I get on this tin tube, I've forgot my nicotine patches and they are packed in my case which is now in the hold, getting to my seat, what do I find, in the seat next to me there is a woman holding an 18 month old child, who is screaming its head off. Your having a laugh, this is not the way my first business class flight is supposed to go, so I've got 18 hours of this right..........TAXI.
Luckily my companion on this trip talked me into a couple of glasses of free champaign before getting on the flight and I fall a sleep before take off and wake up 2 hours into the first 6 hour leg. We are flying on Royal Brunei airways, the important think to note at this point is the BRA is a dry airline.
Lets recap: no smoking, no nicotine supplement, no alcohol, screaming child, mother intent on breast feeding in the seat next to me. On the plus side, seats that turns into flat beds, that have controls that only take one and one half hours to workout. A selection of dumbed and heavily edited second rate movies. When do we get to Dubai I need a smoke!
We make it to Dubai, now I only have to get off the plane, walk half a mile, get through security, walk another quarter mile to find the room of fellow sinners and addicts.....' we would like to inform passengers that are continuing on to Brunei that you have 20 mins before re-boarding the plane.' Someone somewhere is now officially taking the p1ss. Do not even think about mentioning coffee!
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